dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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