: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"it" just moved
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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