God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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