Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Vodka?
Forever.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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