Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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