break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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