five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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