do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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