you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Randomize
