Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
