I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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