sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can I color on your dick again?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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