this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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