i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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