We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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