dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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