$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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