i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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