Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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