He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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