I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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