member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She bit a glass in half.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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