Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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