You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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