is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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