at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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