watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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