in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
