She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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