i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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