As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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