I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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