playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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