You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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