they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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