is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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