Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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