Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm too high and old for this...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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