FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
