69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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