I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want nice things and good sex
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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