I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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