i permit you to call me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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