Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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