take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Terrible idea I love it
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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