Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
