I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Randomize
