Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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