it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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