nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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